Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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