I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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