I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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