I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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