they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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