Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Porn is love you can see.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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