Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Randomize
