I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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