Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
