He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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