nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
