dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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