She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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