But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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