My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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