ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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