Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just invented taco cereal.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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