That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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