awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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