Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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