I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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