D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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