gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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