whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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