fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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