I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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