why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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