okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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