Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
