yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
and she was petting her beer can
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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