Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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