i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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