it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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