OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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