We're facebook friends in real life
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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