So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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