Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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