Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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