I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
