I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I could fuck to npr.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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