New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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