Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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