Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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