So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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