You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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