i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm always down for nudity.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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