My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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