Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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