is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
my penis made a compromise with my morals
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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