That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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