coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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