i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
mondays should just be called national damage control day
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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