Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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