This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
ttyl tear gas
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
