Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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