Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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